One heart attack sandwich, please



by Bobby-94

41 Comments

  1. Mcho-1201

    “not stupid enough”

    I thought until i saw the many “mozzarella” cubes that look like butter.

  2. wizardrous

    I gagged when he poured the olive oil straight in his mouth.

  3. Hangintough

    I bet the subtle flavour of the “house-made olive oil” really shines through here.

  4. BalzacTheGreat

    It wasn’t stupid for a few seconds there, and then became highly regarded.

  5. I_Steal_Spoons

    That’s just gooey, stretchy pepperoni slop by the end. It’s not gonna have a good texture with all the oil.

  6. Queasy-Grand3800

    Watching this while starving made me let out my inner stoner and realize that this doesn’t look half bad

  7. TripliceContingencia

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    NOOOOoooOoooOOOO

  8. Sleathasaurus

    I like how there’s no butter on the bread to make it extra healthy

  9. Rattiepalooza

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    People in America eat like we have free healthcare or something… but I guess if I was to commit…die… that I would do it with food, too.

  10. ghostinawishingwell

    I shat myself just watching this abomination.

  11. Fickle_Sherbert1453

    That’s some damn good pepperoni. But way too much cheese. And the whole thing is enough to feed a big family.

  12. Reasonable-Ad7755

    Id try this, id be ashamed but id still try it

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    Wouldn’t have it any other way.

  14. GareththeJackal

    Oh God – the grease, the grease… THE. GREASE!

  15. SomeStacheMan

    I genuinely can’t understand what’s with the grease obsession in these videos. Guess it helps make the sandwich look more like slop.

  16. qawsedrf12

    Its not even gonna digest, just slide right thru

  17. QuietJoker

    Toilet would have to be made out of vibrainium if I ate this.

  18. ProfessionalSun5549

    The mess of even attempting to eat it would be just as stupid

  19. Rare-Prior768

    Would eat this in a heartbeat. But then I’d have no heartbeat.

  20. -Graograman

    There is a junji ito manga about a dude who drinks cooking oil. It doesnt end well.

  21. ZuStorm93

    Man, fuck this broccolihead and all these gross greasyass food he keeps showcasing.

  22. eastsydebiggs

    The White people version of the Luther Vandross burger from the Boondocks.

  23. The fucking grease in the dressing bottle made throw up in my mouth a little 🤮

  24. Thought this was a repost of the other pepperoni oil video. Man I did not expect it to get worse lmao.

  25. SundaeNo4552

    I got high cholesterol just by watching this

  26. nn2597713

    Ugh this narrator…I could be lost in the desert starving and see a grilled cheese sandwich; if this guy would start saying “he takes two slices of bread, slaps on a few slices of cheese…” I’d still instantly lose my appetite.

  27. Mixing ranch with grease is diabolical. With the amount of pepperonis he used, it would do that to itself on the sandwich. Just put the ranch on there.

  28. skepticalghoztguy_3

    This would be a good sandwich if bro didn’t go ham on the pepperoni and grease.💀

  29. OptimalBarnacle7633

    If I want to eat oil and pepperoni I could just order Papa Johns

  30. DazzlingDepartment59

    I would eat the fuck outta that lol thank god I’m slim I can fully enjoy that 😎

  31. lemeneurdeloups

    I think that I would have thought this was GREAT when I was a teen, maybe some twenties, but by the time I was thirty I didn’t feel interested in overly-oily, salty, heavy food. I moved a cross the world on a culinary adventure forty years ago and now eat so fresh and light that it would be the opposite to this vid.

    I only think this food is “stupid” tho because it is so egregiously oily. But lots of people eat like this. If their body does not rebel or send them “yuck” messages—like mine did—then I say let them live …

  32. cheddercaves

    The worst narrator on the internet. Please give me the female AI voice over this guy any day